Wednesday, May 28, 2008
You got your wish, Yankee-verse...
...because your New York Yankees are now hitting like 9 Scott Brosiuses (Brosii?)
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Your Yankee Offense Personified
What an incredible weekend. The Yankees go zooming past Tony Graffanino on the OPS scale and now your New York Yankees are playing like 9 DiMaggios!!! Not that one. No, not him either. The other other one. But still!!! .738 Team OPS
Here we come, Ramon Hernandez!!
Here we come, Ramon Hernandez!!
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Rollin'
Last 5 games: 5-0 outscoring opponents 41 to 14
Granted, this was against the Ms and the Os but with ARod back and Miguel Cairo's spirit exorcised from Cano and Giambi, they should put on a good show with their upcoming cakewalk schedule.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
The Face of Your Yankees Offense
After a monster night for the lineup, the Yankees have been upgraded to nine Greg Zauns:
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Does your company do anything?
QuesTec, Inc.
P.O. Box 662
Deer Park, New York 11729
Fax # 631.980.3710
Oh, Captain
Derek Jeter heroically forces his glove over his injured wrist in an effort to redeem the Yankees after last night's cowardly, meaningless, stat-padding homerun off the bat of Alex Rodriguez.
Your Yankee Offense Personified...
After last night's poor showing, your New York Yankees are now playing like nine Tim McCarvers. (.725 OPS)
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